A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. What are you going to do with the prize money? the officer asked. The man responded, I guess Ill go to driving school and get my license. At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, Officer, dont listen to him. Hes a smart aleck when hes drunk. This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, I knew we wouldnt get far in this stolen car. At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked Are we over the border yet?