A man staggers into a hospital emergency room with two black eyes and a golf club wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to search for it and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up
the tail and sure enough, there was my wifes golf ball…stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. Thats when I made my mistake.
What did you do? asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!