There
was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He
stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps
next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just
drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The
truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking.
Here, Ill buy you another drink. I just cant stand
to see a man cry."
"No, its not that. This day is the worst of
my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my
office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave
the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen.
The police said that they can do nothing. I get a
cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember
I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver
just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my
wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come
to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting
an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."