A guy walks into a bar. Hes a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs back a
beer and says, All the guys on this side of the bars are cocksuckers! Anyone
got a problem with that? Everyone is understandable silent.

He then chugs back another beer and says, All the guys on the other side of the
bar are motherfuckers! Anyone got a problem with that? Everyone is silent,
again. Then one man gets up from his stool and starts to walk towards the man.

You got a problem, buddy?

No, Im just on the wrong side of the bar.