Od Man fishing in the greek to younger man who arrives to start fishing also: Where yu bin the last week son?

Young man: I got me married.



Old man: Whod ya marry son?



Young man: I married Mary Lou.



Old man: Why shes so ugly, why dya marry her, is she a good cook?



Young man: Nope.



Old man: Is she good in bed?



Young man: Nope.



Old man: Is she pregnant?



Young man: Nope.



Old man, still watching his float: Why in tarnation dyou marry her for then Son?



Young man, baiting his hook: Shes got the worms.