31
May

Banjo jokes

Darrell the banjo pickers canonical list of Banjo Jokes…
(Youve been warned)
Approved for all audiences

o Whats the difference between a banjo and a(n)…

(a.) onion
No one cries when you cut up a banjo.
(b.) Uzi
An Uzi only repeats forty times.
(c.) chain saw
A chain saw has a dynamic range
and you can turn a chain saw off.
(d.) Harley Davidson motorcycle
You can tune a Harley.
(e.) Trampoline
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

o Playing the banjo is a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded…you dont
have to be very good to get peoples attention.

o What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or SAT) test?

Drool…

o Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

o What will you never say about a banjo player?

Thats the banjo players Porsche.

o Banjo players are a lot like sharks–they think they have to keep playing or
they will sink…

o How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names…(used to be Irish fiddle tunes)

o The sixth fret on a banjo is a lot like the thirteenth floor on a building

You dont really need one.

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