Bar… Giraffe

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start having a few quiet drinks. As the night goes on, they get pretty drunk. The giraffe finally passes out near the pool tables, and the man decides to go home.
As the man is leaving, hes approached by the barman who says, Hey, youre not gonna leave that lyin here, are ya?

Hmph, says the man, thats not a lion, its a giraffe.

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