A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: Hi there good looking, hows it going?

She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: Listen, Ill screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesnt matter. Ive been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat out love it. He says: No kidding?, Im a lawyer too! What firm are you with?