Bar Tab in Alaska

Its forty below zero one winter night in Alaska. Pat is drinking at his local saloon and the bartender says to him, You owe me quite a bit on your tab.

Sorry, says Pat, Im flat broke this week.

Thats okay, says the bartender.

Ill just write your name and the amount you owe me right here on the wall.

But, says Pat, I dont want any of my friends to see that.

They wont, says the bartender.

Ill just hang your parka over it until its paid.

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