04
Oct
New Barbie dolls to represent the diversity of women in the 90s:
- DIVORCED BARBIE
comes with all of Kens accessories - TEENAGE SINGLE PARENT BARBIE
welfare check from Mattel mailed each month - CRACK ADDICT BARBIE
pipe included, sugar may be used to simulate crack cocaine - BOULEVARD BARBIE
with cheap makeup, short skirt, and high heels - LESBIAN BARBIE
Barbie with a butch - LIPSTICK LESBIAN BARBIE
actually no different in appearance from regular Barbie - BULIMOREXIA BARBIE
also no different in appearance from regular Barbie - BRUNETTE BARBIE
the only Barbie with a brain - QUANTUM PHYSICIST BARBIE
yeah, right - BOW-WOW BARBIE
the ugliest Barbie youve ever seen - PUNK BARBIE
has rings in all sorts of strange places - NAVY PILOT BARBIE
comes with a body bag, wrecked fighter jet sold separately - BREAST IMPLANT BARBIE
now Barbies a D-cup - CANCER PATIENT BARBIE
remove the wig and Barbies bald - BLACK BARBIE
once your Ken doll goes black, hell never go back - FEMINIST BARBIE
has unshaved legs and armpits - BATTERED WIFE BARBIE
comes with a restraining order to serve to Ken - BARBIE BOBBIT
with knife, Ken had better watch out - BAG LADY BARBIE
Complete with shopping cart; wearing everything she owns.