11
Mar

Bashing Blondes…part 1!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed?

A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?

A She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff.

Q: How do blonde brain cells die?

A: Alone.

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her shes pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?

A: Is it mine?

Q: What are the worst six years in a blondes life?

A: Third grade.

Q: What did the blonde get on her IQ test?

A: Saliva.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

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