Be careful what you say….
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:
Definitely not!
WIFE:
Why not – dont you like being married?
HUSBAND:
Of course I do.
WIFE:
Then why wouldnt you remarry?
HUSBAND:
Okay, Id get married again.
WIFE:
You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:
(makes audible groan).
WIFE:
Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:
Sure, its a great house.
WIFE:
Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:
Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:
Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:
Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:
That would seem like the proper thing to do..
WIFE:
Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:
No, shes left-handed.
WIFE:
– – silence – –
HUSBAND:
Whooooooooooooooooooops….
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