Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with.

JUDGE: Do you want to live with your mother?

BABY BEAR: No! She beats me.

JUDGE: OK, then you can live with your father.

BABY BEAR: No! He beats me too!

JUDGE: Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?

BABY BEAR: I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Chicago.

JUDGE: Is there any chance shell beat you also?

BABY BEAR: No sir. The Chicago Bears dont beat anybody.