A guy comes home from the bar one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into bed. Hes laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.
His wife wakes up and asks, What in the world was that?
He replies, Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing.
She thinks to herself Im gonna fix him. Then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, What was that?
She replies Touchdown, tie score.
Now he thinks, Im gonna fix her. Hes lying there for about 10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed.
The wife asks, Now what in the world was that?
He replied, Half time, switch sides.