19
Apr

Beer Machismo

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewreys decide to go to the pub for a drink. The coors President said Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain Spring Water: a Coors, please.

The bartender gave him the drink.

Then the Budweiser President orders, The King Of Beers — Budweiser.

The bartender proceeds with the order.

The Amstel President walks in and orders The Finest Beer ever.

The bartender gives him an Amstel.

Then the Guinness President says, Ill have a coke please.

The bartender is taken aback by this but gives the coke to him anyway.

All the Presidents looked over at him and said, Why have you ordered a coke?

He replied, Well if you all arent drinking beer, then neither shall I.

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