Belfast Bad Taste

The curfew in Belfast started at 10 pm and at 9.30 pm the British soldiers were leaving their barracks to enforce it.

A sergeant in charge of one of the patrols heard a shot ring out at 9.35 pm.

He soon discovered that Private Connolly had shot a man.

Its only 9.35 pm, roared the sergeant. Why did you shoot him?

I know that man, said Private Connolly, I know where he lives. He would never have got home by 10 oclock.

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