1. Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room.

2. He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.

3. In class, the syllabus is more important than you are.

4. Help! Ive fallen asleep and I cant wake up!

5. Text makes a satisfying thud when dropped on the floor.

6. The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree.

7. His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame

8. Textbook is confusing…someone with a knowledge of English should

proofread it.

9. Have you ever fallen asleep in class and awoke in another? Thats the

way I felt all term.

10. This class was a religious experience for me…I had to take it all on

faith.