Heard this on an Atlanta radio station:

Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex:

1st: Yessir, I did it three times last night with a 30 year old!

2nd: Youre kidding! I cant even manage to do it once! Whats your secret?

1st: Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole-wheat bread. Im not kidding!

So the second old man rushed to the store.

Clerk: May I help you?

Old man: Yes, Id like four loaves of whole-wheat bread, please.

Clerk: Thats a lot of bread! Its sure to get hard before youre done!

Old man: Damn! Does EVERYONE know about this except me?