02
Apr

Better Than Pork

An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.

After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying I know that, in your religion, youre not supposed to eat pork…Have you actually ever tasted it?

The Rabbi said, I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion.

Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, Your religion, too…I know youre supposed to be celibate. But….

The priest replied, Yes, I know what youre going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice.

There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, Better than pork, isnt it?

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