Bill, Al, and Hillary all die in a plane crash. Upon reaching Heaven, they are escorted as important personages directly to see God. God looks at Bill and asks, Bill, youve sinned a great deal. Why should I allow you to enter into Heaven?

Well, gee, God, replies Bill, Im the Pres-ee-dent of the United States. Ive been trying to help people – you know give them universal health care and protect them from those mean-spirited Republicans who want to starve their children and throw sick old people out into the street.

God considers this a moment and says, Oh, okay. Sit over here on my left. He turns to Al. Al, why should I let you into Heaven?

Well, Lord, Im the Vice President of the United States. Ive tried to protect the environment from abuse by those mean-spirited Republicans and even wrote a very important book about it.

God thinks a moment and says, All right. Sit over here on my right. Now, Hillary, tell me why I should let *you* into Heaven.

Well, God, its like this. Im the First Lady, the Co-President and, by the way, I think youre sitting in my seat.