Bills Song

This should be sung to the tune A Few of My Favorite Things from the movie The Sound of Music

The Bill Clinton version:

My Favorite Things

Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places, Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces, Lots of nice cleavage that makes willie spring, These are a few of my favorite things

Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers, Horny young interns who while way the hours, Profits from futures that Hillary brings, These are a few of my favorite things

When that Jones bites, When Ken Starr stings, When Im feeling sad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I dont feel so bad

Beating the draft board and getting elected, Naming to judgeships some hacks Ive selected, Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing, These are a few of my favorite things

Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury, Falling down drunk that required knee surgery Stars in the White House who come here to sing, These are a few of my favorite things

Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony, States of the Union with lots of baloney, Winning debates and the joy of my flings, These are a few of my favorite things