16
Mar

Bill Gates and Madhuri Dixit

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit;
these could be the caption in Newspapers:

* Bill goes Dhak-Dhak!
* English Babu Desi Mem.
* Brain marries Beauty!?
* Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe….!?
Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera…
* The next version of Windows will be Windows MD.
* Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri – the cat.
* Relax guys! theyll only go for a virtual honeymoon.
* Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN..
* Gate for Bill, Windows for M.F.Hussain
* Mera Bill ghar aaya O Hussainji, Mera…
* Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai…
* Bill Will, Gates Wates… Main kya jaanu re… !

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