One day, Saint Peter called up to Heaven Bill Clinton, Colin Powell, and Bill Gates. He said to them, Ive called you here because you are the 3 most influential spokepersons in the world. Go back to Earth and tell everyone there is a God, but hes blowing up the world tommorrow. So, Bill Clinton went back and said, Fellow Americans, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is a God, and the bad news is hes blowing up the world tommorrow. Colin Powell went back and said, I have some bad news and some good news. The bad news is there is a God and the good news is hes blowing up the world tommorrow. Then, Bill Gates went down, gathered up all his computer buddies on the Internet and said, I have some good news. The first part of the good news is Ive been voted one of the 3 most influential spokespersons in the world. The other good news is the Y2K problem is solved.