Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Theyre up in heaven, and Gods sitting on the great white throne.

God addresses Al first. Al, what do you believe in?

Al replies, Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if anymore freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and well all die.

God thinks for a second and says Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left.

God then addresses Bill Clinton. Bill, what do you believe in? Bill

Clinton replies, Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling peoples pain. God thinks for a few second and says, Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right.

God then address Bill Gates. Bill Gates, what do you believe?

Bill Gates said, I believe youre in my chair.