The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says Honey, look what I won at bingo.



Next week she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says,Honey look what I won at bingo.



Next week she come home from bingo driving a new porsche, she says Honey, look what I won at bingo.



The next week as she is preparing to get ready for bingo, the husband asks – Honey shall I draw you a bath? To which she replies Why sure.



As the wife enters the tub she notices there is less than a inch of water in the tub.



She asks how am I supposed to take a bath in this amount of water?



To which the husband replies…

I wouldnt want you to get your bingo card wet!