There were several women sitting around talking at their weekly club meeting.The topic of birth control came up and they started

comparing methods.

The first woman said that she and her husband relied on the pill. It

had been effective for them since they had started using it after

their 4th child was born.

The second woman said that she used the rhythm method. But she hated

having to watch the calendar.

The third woman said that she used condoms, but wished that her

husband would remember to buy them himself.

The fourth woman said

that she and her husband had found the perfect prevention method.

They used the saucer and pail method. All ears were opened at that

comment. She went on to explain…. Her husband is shorter than

she, so he stands on a pail whenever they make love, and when his

eyes get as big as saucers, she kicks the pail out from underneath

him.