12
Nov

black eyes

A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man said, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye.

Where did you get the other shiner? the boss asked.

Well, the man said, I figured she didnt want it out, so I pushed it back in.

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