Blind man and the blondes

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, Hey, you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.

In a deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and Im a 6 tall, 200 lb.blonde with a black belt in karate. Whats more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and shes a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and shes a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?

The blind guy thinks a moment and says, Nah, not if Im gonna have to explain it five times.

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