10
Apr

Blonde and Dog

A attractive brunette is is driving on a very narrow road in the country when she sees a flock of sheep blocking the middle of the road. She stops the car, gets out, and tries to shoo them out of the way. After nearly fifteen minutes of this, the sheep still show no signs that they intend to leave, so she gets out and goes to the nearby house, knocks on the door, and says to the farmer, Hey! Get your sheep off the road or Ill.. Ill… Ill sue you. Yeah, thats it. Ill sue you!

After thinking about it for a moment, she continued, You know what? If you let me have one of the sheep, I wont sue you.

Fine by me, said the farmer.

The brunette picks up a sheep and then the farmer says, Look at you, all fancy from the city. You probably carry a fancy cell phone. You probably drink bottled water… Your boobs are probably even fake. In fact, Ill bet that you dont even have your original hair color. Hows this – If I guess it right, can I have my sheep back?

Fine by me, said the brunette.

Blonde, said the farmer, without hesitation.

The lady was shocked. Oh my god… Youre right! How did you know? she asked.

Because you tried to pick up my dog instead of a sheep.

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