Blonde at the gyno

A middle-aged blonde goes to the doctor and says Doc I have this really bad itch can you tell me whats wrong?

He examines her and says, You have crabs.

She says, Thats impossible! I have never had sex before, and storms out of the doctors office.

She goes to another doctor and he says the same thing, and again she insists that it is impossible because she had never had sex.

Finally, she goes to a third doctor and says, Look Doc… I have seen two other doctors about this itch and they keep telling me I have crabs, but that is impossible.

He examines her and he says, Ohhhh. Now I see the problem. Its not crabs. Your cherry is rotten and you have fruit flies.

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