Blonde car accident

A blonde buys a new sports car and decides to take it out and see what it can do. So she is flying down the highway at 100+ mph when she loses control. She is thrown from the car and lands in a field. A man passing by sees this and rushes to her aid. He asks her is she is alright and she says yes just a little dazed. So he asks her how many fingers and she screams OH MY GOD I AM PARALYZED FROM THE WAIST DOWN!

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