Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

A. Its not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?

A. By doing the splits.

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

A. Nothing, they havent met!

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A. Because thats where your supposed to wash vegetables.

Q. Whats a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?

A. More leg-room!