Blonde Jokes joke #11095

Q. Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?

A. Because they both drip when theyre fucked!

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?

A. Way to go team!

Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?


Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer?

A. She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?

A. So she could lip read.

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A. You get to park in the handicap zone.

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

A. Pregnant

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A. Not everyone has been in a 747?

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