14
Jul

Blonde quickies 101-120

101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her shes pregnant.

102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant?

A: And you thought blondes were dumb.

103. Q: What will she ask you?

A: Is it mine?

104. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?

A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

105. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

106. Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

107. Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?

A: So they know what day of the week it is.

108. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

A: Because it kept falling out.

109. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?

A: Wishful Thinking.

110. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?

A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

111. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?

A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

112. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

113. Q: Whats five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A: A blonde parade.

114. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

A: You dont lend the Porsche out to your friend.

115. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?

A: Butter is difficult to spread.

116. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

A2: There is no difference. Theyre both round and have three holes to poke.

117. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?

A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.

118. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

119. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a telephone?

A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.

120. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde girl and a blond guy?

A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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