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Blonde quickies 161-180

161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?

A: Write Please turn over on both sides of a piece of paper

162. Q: Why arent there many blonde gymnasts?

A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

163. Q: Why do blondes have legs?

A1: So they dont get stuck to the ground.

A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.

A3: So they dont leave trails, like little snails.

164. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?

A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

165. Q: What is the irritating part around a blondes vagina?

A: The Blonde!

166. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?

A: Flattered.

167. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the 11 in 9-1-

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168. Q: Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the Drive Inn Theater?

A: They went to see Closed for the Season

169. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if shed ever been picked up by the fuzz?

A: No. But Ive been swung around by the tits.

170. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?

A: An interpreter.

171. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?

A: A mental block.

172. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

173. Q: What do you call 25 blondes on top of each other?

A: An air mattress.

174. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

175. Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?

A: Sweet Fuck All…

176. Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

A: Frosted Flakes.

177. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?

A: Air bubbles.

178. Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

A: Frosted Flakes.

179. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

A: Last years hide-and-seek champ.

180. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head?

A: A Space Invader.

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