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Oct

Blonde quickies 21-40

Q1: How can you tell if a blondes been using the computer?

A: Theres white-out on the screen.

Q2: How can you tell if another blondes been using the computer?

A: Theres writing on the white-out.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?

A: She has a checkbook.

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent to a blonde?

A: There is a stamp on it.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

Q: How can you tell who is a blondes boyfriend?

A: Hes the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead!

Q: How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?

A: She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?

A: Debbie…thats cute. What did you name the other one ?

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?

A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?

A: You dont know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didnt like it cos she couldnt get channel 9….

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?

A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?

A: Finger on chin-I dont know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: Why dont blondes make Jello?

A: They cant figure out how to get two cups of water into those little boxes.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?

A: All you can eat, under a buck.

Q: Why dont blondes eat pickles?

A: Because they cant get their head in the jar.

Q: Why dont blondes eat bananas?

A: They cant find the zipper.

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

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