Blonde quickies 61-80

61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ?

A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

62. Q: Whats the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

A1: Introduces themself.

A2: Walks home.

63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said DONT WALK.

64. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

A: Fertilised.

65. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?

A: Unfertilised.

66. Q: Whats the first thing a blonde does after sex?

A: Opens the car door.

67. Q: Whats a blondes idea of safe sex?

A: Locking the car door.

68. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex ?

A: Kick open the car door.

69. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her drivers license?

A: The instructor gave her an F in sex.

70. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room.

71. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

A: More leg room.


A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

73. Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?

A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

74. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?

A: Its on. Its off. Its on. Its off. Its on. Its off.

75. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

76. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

A: An Air Bag.

77. Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?

A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!

78. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?

A: She saw 911 on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

79. Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?

A: Bucket seats.

80. Q: What do Blondes say after sex?

A1: Thanks Guys.

A2: Are you boys all in the same band/team?

A3: Do you guys all play for the Rams?

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