Blondes and Fishing

What did the blonde say to the physicist?

Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?

How does a blonde kill a fish?

He drowns it.

How did the blonde die ice fishing?

He was run over by the zamboni.

A blonde painted an X on the bottom of the boat. His blonde friend walked up and asked, What are you doing? He replied, Now Ill be able to find the same fishing spot again. His blonde friend called him an idiot because we may not get the same boat again!

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