Breaking Up Is Hard To Do…
(especially when you share the same major!)
PSYCHOLOGY: Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother.
SOCIOLOGY: Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship.
RELIGION: Each prays for reconciliation and/or curses G-d
ARCHAEOLOGY: One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up.
THEATRE: OH MY G-D! Life is… ENDED… as we KNOW it!
BIOLOGY: You just wanted to get in my genes!
PHYSICS: Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down.
JOURNALISM: Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks…
WOMENS STUDIES: HE did it!
BUSINESS: Both decide that theyre spending way too much money together, and that its simply cheaper to be single.
HISTORY: Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.
GEOGRAPHY: Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.
ANATOMY: I never liked your body anyway.
ECONOMICS: One party demands more than the other can supply.
ENGLISH: Each writes the other a perfect breakup letter, complete with introduction, thesis, body, and conclusion, that doesnt really say anything substantively intelligible.
EDUCATION: Both concede that the relationship was a learning experience.
COMPUTING: Man, this bytes — we just couldnt interface and/or His hard drive was more like a floppy.
E. ENGINEER: Its just so shocking… Im sure there are positives and negatives, but…
ARCHITECTURE: There just wasnt much to build on anyway…
JEWISH STUDIES: OY! You should feel so guilty!
PHILOSOPHY: If 2 people break up in a dorm and theres no one to witness the breakup, are they really single?
ZOOLOGY: They were able to mate like banshees, but lacked sophisticated communication skills.
PHYS. ED.: They punch each other out in frustration.
CHEMISTRY: It was just the wrong chemistry between us…
COUNSELING: Each urges the other to, Get help!
MUSIC: Each utilizes an operatic lament (or, in some parts, a country song) to express his or her sorrow.
LAW: They sue each other for breach of a pre-dating agreement.
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Oct
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