Bridge to Hawaii

A man comes across a genies bottle on the beach and rubs it. A genie appears to grant the man 3 wishes. First the man asks for a million dollars. The genie grants his wish. The the man says that he has always wanted to be as smart as a rocket scientist and the genie grants his wish.

The man thinks long and hard about his third wish and then say, I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly and I am afraid of sailing. Could you build a bridge from here to Hawaii?

The genie looks at the man, Are you crazy? Do you know how much material and time that will take?

The man thinks again and says, Then my last wish is to understand how women think.

Would you like that bridge two lane or four?

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