Bridge with the Colonels wife

Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were
invited to the Colonels home for an evening of bridge. The Lieutenant was
partnered with the Colonels wife and vice versa. After many hands, the
Lieutenant excused himself to use the toilet, but accidentally left the
door ajar. When the sound of splashing echoed through the family room,
his wife was greatly embarrassed and attempted to apologize, to which the
Colonels wife smiled demurely, Dont worry about it; this is the first
time all evening that Ive been able to tell what he has in his hand.

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