A guy takes his broken pecker to a doctor for treatment. The doctor tells him theres nothing he can do for him except wrap it up with a splint. That night he and his girlfriend are necking and she keeps waiting for him to go a little further.

She removes her blouse and says, Look at this … untouched by human hands.

He doesnt respond.

Then she removes her pants and says, Look at this … untouched by human hands.

At this, he jumps up, drops his drawers and says, Look at this … still in the crate.