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Aug

Bumper Stickers wed like to see

  • He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some dont have film.

  • A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.

  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

  • When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

  • Seen it all, done it all, cant remember most of it.

  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who dont.

  • I feel like Im diagonally parked in a parallel universe

  • Hes not dead, hes electroencephalographically challenged.

  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.

  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

  • Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  • It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

  • Just remember … if the world didnt suck, wed all fall off.

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, theres a 90% probability youll get it wrong.

  • It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

  • You cant have everything, where would you put it?

  • Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the worlds population.

  • The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

  • It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

  • Everybody lies, but it doesnt matter since nobody listens.

  • I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

  • I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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