How do you kill all the mexicans in the world?

Bomb a swap meet.
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Why do all the mexicans go to a funeral?

For the free food.
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What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?

A mudslide.
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Why are black people afraid of motocycles?

Because they sound like theyre saying, Run niga niga niga, run niga niga niga…
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what do you call a bunch of white people in the middle of a larger group of black people?

A Ho-Ho.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a yellow bus?

A twinkie.
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How do white people get away with breaking the law?

They say Sorry officer. I didnt know I couldnt do that.