19
May

Bunch of Yo Mamma Jokes

Some of you may not find these at all funny but their is defintely a demographic that loves them. We decided to just collect as many as possible and throw them all onto one page. Enjoy!

Yo mammas so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mammas so fat her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo mammas so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mammas so fat, she has two stomaches…one for meats and one for vegetables.

Yo mammas so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

Yo mammas so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesnt get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mammas so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mammas so fat, her belt size is equator.

Yo mammas so fat, when she fell in love she broke it.

Yo mammas so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mammas so fat, every time she puts an apple in her mouth people try to roast her.

Yo mammas so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mammas so fat, she had her baby pictures taken by satellite.

Yo mammas so fat she was baptized in Sea World.

Yo mammas so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mammas so fat, when she went to the beach, shes the only one who got a tan.

Yo mammas so fat your bathtub has stretch marks.

Yo mammas so fat shes on both sides of your family.

Yo mammas so fat shes like the Bermuda Traingle; when kids run around her they get lost.

Yo mammas so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped.

Yo mammas so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mammas so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mammas so fat, when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.

Yo mammas so fat, she has her own area code.

Yo mammas so fat, they ahd to grease the bathtub to get her out.

Yo mammas so fat, when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.

Yo mammas so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of daylight.

Yo mammas so fat, Bill Gates couldnt pay for her liposuction.

Yo mammas so fat, when her beeper went off, they thought she was backing up.

Yo mammas so fat she shows up on radar.

Yo mammas so fat, she has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mammas so fat, her high school year book picture was an aerial picture.

Yo mammas so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mammas so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo mammas so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mammas so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mammas so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

Yo mammas so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mammas so fat, shes got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mammas so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mammas so fat, her ass has its own congressman.

Yo mammas so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks Where can I try that on?

Yo mammas so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts The coast is clear.

Yo mammas so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldnt identify them.

Yo mammas so fat, she went on a seafood diet… Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo mammas so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mammas so stupid she cant pass a blood test.

Yo mammas so stupid that when she swam accross the East River, she got tired half way and swam back!

Yo mammas so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

Yo mammas so dumb she stole free cheese.

Yo mammas so dumb she asked for a price check at the $2 shop.

Yo mammas so stupid that when I asked her to buy me a color TV she asked What color?

Yo mammas so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mammas so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super-Bowl.

Yo mammas so dumb, she locked herself in a motorcycle.

Yo mammas so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo mammas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mammas so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mammas so dumb, she got locked in a supermarket overnight and died of starvation.

Yo mammas so dumb, when the sign said Dont Walk, she froze and got hit by a bus.

Yo mammas so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mammas so dumb, on the job application where it said sign here, she wrote Aquarius.

Yo mammas so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mammas so dumb she put ice cubes in the freezer to keep the refrigerator cold.

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