15
May

By My Side

Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:

Zelda, youve always been by my side

When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side

When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side

When I had my second heart attack at 65; you were by my side

When I broke my hip at 75; you were by my side

And now when Im dying; you are at my side…………

Zelda, youre a fucking jinx!!

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