This cabdriver is having an affair with a married woman.
So theyre making love in the afternoon while the husband is supposedly
at work, when suddenly a car pulls up in the driveway. The woman
exclaims, Oh my god! My husband is home early! You have to get out
of here, hes a weightlifter and hell break every bone in your body!

Well, the cabdriver is terrified and runs out of the bedroom. A moment
later the husband comes bursting into the room, yelling, All right,
I know youve been fooling around, where is he? As hes running around
the house looking for the guy, through the kitchen window he sees a
cab driving away. Hes so angry he picks up the refrigerator and
hurls it out the window at the cab! Unfortunately, he misses, and
even more unfortunately, he suffers a triple hernia and dies on the
spot.

The next thing he knows hes standing in line, waiting to get into heaven.
When he gets to the front of the line, St. Peter asks him how he died,
he explains, and he is admitted. Next, please, says St. Peter. And
how did you die, sir?

Well, says the cabbie, I was hiding in this refrigerator when …

Dave Wagner
University of Washington Comp Sci Department