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A man and his wife were driving through country on their way from New York to California.

Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump.



What can I do for yall? asks the attendant.



Fill er up with high test, replies the driver.



While the attendant is filling up the tank, hes looking the car up and down.



What kinda car is this? he asks. I never seen one like it before.



Well, responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, This, my boy. It is a 1998 Cadillac DeVille.



What alls it got in it? asks the attendant.



Well, says the driver, It has everything. Its loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine.



Wow, says the attendant, thats really something!



How much do I owe you for the gasoline? asks the driver.



Thatll be $30.17, says the attendant.



The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees.



What are those little wooden things? asks the attendant.



Thats what I put my balls on when I drive, says the driver.



Wow, says the attendant, Those Cadillac people think of everything!