Three little black boys sitting on a porch. The first little black boy says, What would you do with a million dollars? The second boy said, Id buy that blue Cadillac over there. The third little boy said, Id buy the pink Cadillac siiting over there. Then the third little boy asked the first what hed do with the money. The first boy replied, Id cover myself in hair. The other two asked why? and he said because my sister has a(2 x 2) patch of hair and she owns both those Cadillacs!