Calling Mother

A man calls his mother in Florida. Mom, how are you?

Not too good, says the mother. Ive been very weak.

The son says, Why are you so weak?

She says, Because I havent eaten in 38 days.

The man says, Thats terrible. Why havent you eaten in 38 days?

The mother answers, Because I didnt want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call.

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